Post by zukobaby on Feb 17, 2008 15:08:31 GMT -6
Okay, for humor, I'm gonna tell a joke you'll all get.
A family walks into a talent agency. There's a mother, father, son, daughter, uncle, nephew, a grandfather, and two great grandfather. The father came up to the talent agent and said, "Sir, we have an act that I think you'll like.". The talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts; they're too cutesy.", but the mother come up and says, "Please sir, if you just give us two minutes, I'm sure you'll like our act.". So the talent agent says, "Alright, you've got two minuites."
So the father points to his daughter, who hits the boombox as thrilling circus music starts to play.
The two great grandfathers hug each other, but then start smacking each other until one of the great grandfathers chokes the other great grandfather by stuffing a packet of Oreos down his throat.
Then the grandfather starts kicking the father in the ribs while giving the uncle a piggy-back ride. Then the nephew falls over on the floor dead, so the grandfather continues to kick the father in the ribs until the mother comes over with a knife and stabs the grandfather in the stomach. Then the father start to kick the uncle in the butt.
Then the son is kicked in the ribs by the daughter, punched in the stomach by the father, and then the father finally puts a blow-torch to the son's face, giving him a third-degree burn, and kicks him in the butt.
And the family runs to the center of the room and says "TA-DAH!"
And the talent agent stared for the longest time and says, "Geez, that was one heck of an act, what do you call it?", and the father says, "The Fire Nation Royal Family."
I know, its a lame joke.
A family walks into a talent agency. There's a mother, father, son, daughter, uncle, nephew, a grandfather, and two great grandfather. The father came up to the talent agent and said, "Sir, we have an act that I think you'll like.". The talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts; they're too cutesy.", but the mother come up and says, "Please sir, if you just give us two minutes, I'm sure you'll like our act.". So the talent agent says, "Alright, you've got two minuites."
So the father points to his daughter, who hits the boombox as thrilling circus music starts to play.
The two great grandfathers hug each other, but then start smacking each other until one of the great grandfathers chokes the other great grandfather by stuffing a packet of Oreos down his throat.
Then the grandfather starts kicking the father in the ribs while giving the uncle a piggy-back ride. Then the nephew falls over on the floor dead, so the grandfather continues to kick the father in the ribs until the mother comes over with a knife and stabs the grandfather in the stomach. Then the father start to kick the uncle in the butt.
Then the son is kicked in the ribs by the daughter, punched in the stomach by the father, and then the father finally puts a blow-torch to the son's face, giving him a third-degree burn, and kicks him in the butt.
And the family runs to the center of the room and says "TA-DAH!"
And the talent agent stared for the longest time and says, "Geez, that was one heck of an act, what do you call it?", and the father says, "The Fire Nation Royal Family."
I know, its a lame joke.
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