The Twilight Series

[Liamane]

You're obviously not a human being if you've yet to hear of this series. Fangirls are going rabid for its release this Friday; nearly half of my school is going nutsy over it. I, however, am not one of them.

I'm incredibly against this literary cult. Don't kill me.

Okay, I haven't actually read the books completely, but from what I've read in excerpts, Stephanie Meyer killed the vampire. Sparkling vampires? Animal hunting? And the gaga love chatter between Edward and Bella? ...I can live without it.

[Beebs]

You've no right to crit it, for you have not cracked its pages. Ho ho! I however have... and I agree with what you just said. Cliched, corny, and redundant... eye ehm oh.

[Spode]

Twilight, some Mormon housewife's sexual wish fulfillment written in words. Featuring pedophilia, incest, possible rape, abusive relationships, and surprisingly no sex before marriage.

[Liamane]

It's like a rip off of Angel and Buffy, if you ask me. But, y'know, without the sparkling, and the monster grizzly hunting, and the no sex before marriage... That seems about right.