Post by Liamane on Dec 7, 2008 23:34:35 GMT -6
WARNING: Due to certain themes, this game is limited to mature members.
If you're familiar with the joke, now's your chance to let it roll! For newcomers, the infamous "Aristocrats" punchline comes after an extensive array of disturbing and disgusting details that depict a family trying out for a spot in a talent show. The father usually prompts the talent agent that his desired routine is a "family act" to which the entire family joins in a chaotic frenzy. The point of the joke is to go as long as you can without repeating any acts that the family does. For more information, refer to the wikipedia article. So, I'll start!
A local talent show agency arrives in town, and the Dominguez family is eager to participate in such. On the final day of casting, Robert Dominguez sports a grin as he appears before the talent agent. In contrast, the man behind the desk seems rather casual, and he informs Robert that his chances of making it into the show are slim. Robert's mood is still unchanged, ensuring that his "family act" will guarantee their spot in the show. Reluctantly, the talent show agent agrees to see their act.
Whistling, Robert's wife, Carmen, steps out and saunters to her husband. They induce in a lovely dance as classical music plays in a most upbeat manner. They kiss as Carmen's hands reach for her husband's fly, exposing his naked flesh. She fondles him, causing his erection to be quite evident. She removes her clothing and begins to dance around him in a strange, demonic manner. He grabs his own flesh, cackling as his hands does their work. Carmen then falls to the floor and induces herself in a frenzied seizure-like behavior.
He stops and claps his hands, summoning his five year old son to the center stage. His son jumps around his father, excited and quite hyperactive, and Robert smiles as he strokes his child's hair. The boy grips his father in an embrace before consuming his father's flesh and thrusting his head, further arousing Robert. Carmen stands to her feet and calls for her daughter, an eight year old. She runs to her mother and begins to devour her breasts greedily.
Robert, content with his son's actions, claps before the family joins hand in hand in a circle, moaning like wailing ghosts. They jump up and down as they chant demonic prayers. Robert's brother, dressed like a voodoo witch doctor, joins the mass chaos as he enters the circle and takes to the center. His clothing flies off, revealing infected wounds all over his limbs with leeches clinging to his arms. The group bows to him as they fall to their knees and chant like monks. Each of them depart, leaving Robert and a stunned talent agent in the room.
"Wow," the agent comments, eyes wide, "what exactly do you call that act, sir?"
With a content smile, Robert flings his arms in the arr as he triumphantly announces, "The aristocrats!"
If you're familiar with the joke, now's your chance to let it roll! For newcomers, the infamous "Aristocrats" punchline comes after an extensive array of disturbing and disgusting details that depict a family trying out for a spot in a talent show. The father usually prompts the talent agent that his desired routine is a "family act" to which the entire family joins in a chaotic frenzy. The point of the joke is to go as long as you can without repeating any acts that the family does. For more information, refer to the wikipedia article. So, I'll start!
A local talent show agency arrives in town, and the Dominguez family is eager to participate in such. On the final day of casting, Robert Dominguez sports a grin as he appears before the talent agent. In contrast, the man behind the desk seems rather casual, and he informs Robert that his chances of making it into the show are slim. Robert's mood is still unchanged, ensuring that his "family act" will guarantee their spot in the show. Reluctantly, the talent show agent agrees to see their act.
Whistling, Robert's wife, Carmen, steps out and saunters to her husband. They induce in a lovely dance as classical music plays in a most upbeat manner. They kiss as Carmen's hands reach for her husband's fly, exposing his naked flesh. She fondles him, causing his erection to be quite evident. She removes her clothing and begins to dance around him in a strange, demonic manner. He grabs his own flesh, cackling as his hands does their work. Carmen then falls to the floor and induces herself in a frenzied seizure-like behavior.
He stops and claps his hands, summoning his five year old son to the center stage. His son jumps around his father, excited and quite hyperactive, and Robert smiles as he strokes his child's hair. The boy grips his father in an embrace before consuming his father's flesh and thrusting his head, further arousing Robert. Carmen stands to her feet and calls for her daughter, an eight year old. She runs to her mother and begins to devour her breasts greedily.
Robert, content with his son's actions, claps before the family joins hand in hand in a circle, moaning like wailing ghosts. They jump up and down as they chant demonic prayers. Robert's brother, dressed like a voodoo witch doctor, joins the mass chaos as he enters the circle and takes to the center. His clothing flies off, revealing infected wounds all over his limbs with leeches clinging to his arms. The group bows to him as they fall to their knees and chant like monks. Each of them depart, leaving Robert and a stunned talent agent in the room.
"Wow," the agent comments, eyes wide, "what exactly do you call that act, sir?"
With a content smile, Robert flings his arms in the arr as he triumphantly announces, "The aristocrats!"
