Ninjas and Pirates

[wiiboy]

In the world of ninjas, many people began to suspect that the ninjas were up to no good. As many women and children began to get kidnapped by the hands of many evil ninjas. The ninja console continue to debate the issue and finally states that an army is needed to protect the citizens of the village. However there are troubles on the horizon as many pirate ships with the symbol of the great FSM sail across the rivers.

[Beebs]

I don't get this...